nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:
if you’re worried about your country just remember america has 0 points
So we have;
A Romanian Vampire-Satan,
A Armenian Jesus,
A Norwegian Babe,
A Danish Shakira,
A Lithuanian Shoe-thief,
A Belarusian Babe,
A Belgianeyebrowcutie,
A Italian man in suit,
A Icelandic God,
A Hungarian Hipster,
A Spanish cutie,
not Jedward,
Finnish Lesbians,
Swedish One Direction,
everyone else.and free alcohol
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog.
sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with